Fergusson College should hand its incoming freshmen an insurance policy along with the fee receipt. It's impossible to cross the road to Savera without maiming some precious organ. Given that people spend more time in Savera than in college, this is totally uncool.
Hordes of students find themselves panicking as they begin the journey across the street, flexing their muscles to dodge vehicles of all sizes as they come careening towards them and cowering as rogue scooterists threaten to run them over. It's like the Exodus, only it occurs everyday.
People frantically scuttle around on the zebra crossing like tribal dancers, eager to make the halfway mark. There are unfortunate stragglers who will weigh down the rest of the valiant gang (how about "You go on without me..." eh?). And of course, those who just can't take it any more and flip at inopportune moments - they can be found dazedly cutting a sharp right angle smack in the middle of the road. Entire romances begin and end in the space between two shores of comfort - the hand holding, the synchronised squealing etc. etc. The entire process has the makings of a sterling Steven Segal film: Under Seige 3: Traffic Terrorists. Or something.
We urge the authorities to at least make it worth our while and give it a true Hollywood twist by letting us make out with a hot celebrity waiting at the other end. Sheesh.
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Hordes of students find themselves panicking as they begin the journey across the street, flexing their muscles to dodge vehicles of all sizes as they come careening towards them and cowering as rogue scooterists threaten to run them over. It's like the Exodus, only it occurs everyday.
People frantically scuttle around on the zebra crossing like tribal dancers, eager to make the halfway mark. There are unfortunate stragglers who will weigh down the rest of the valiant gang (how about "You go on without me..." eh?). And of course, those who just can't take it any more and flip at inopportune moments - they can be found dazedly cutting a sharp right angle smack in the middle of the road. Entire romances begin and end in the space between two shores of comfort - the hand holding, the synchronised squealing etc. etc. The entire process has the makings of a sterling Steven Segal film: Under Seige 3: Traffic Terrorists. Or something.
We urge the authorities to at least make it worth our while and give it a true Hollywood twist by letting us make out with a hot celebrity waiting at the other end. Sheesh.
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PLEASE VISIT: http://www.campusjunkie.com/storydetail.aspx?type=opinions&id=2806
and vote for my article. Thanks!
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Hahahaha !! Love it !
ReplyDeletelove the humor with pun intended :)
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